How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another
did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years
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do you ever just want to shake someone violently and say “have a crush on me you little shit”