It's all in my mind
Straight from the poster town of scorn and Ritz, to bring you the wilder side of gold and glitz.
Kendra - Virgo - Vegetarian - Minnesotan - Lucas's Best Friend!
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
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do you think if i die now ......
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
(Source: allkillernofiller, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
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love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
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swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another
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did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
100% Real Slim Shady from concentrate™No preservatives, no additives. all natural
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do you ever just want to shake someone violently and say “have a crush on me you little shit”
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